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Jan 31, 2015

LIVE: PM Narendra Modi calls Kiran Bedi experienced, determined, says Delhi needs stable govt

LIVE: PM Narendra Modi calls Kiran Bedi experienced, determined, says Delhi needs stable govt
New Delhi: In a bid to woo voters in the national capital ahead of Assembly polls, Prime Minister Narendra Modi raised a poll pitch in East Delhi on Saturday.
Here are the Live updates:
17:15: PM Modi concludes his speech.
17:10: Today when someone shakes hands with me and looks into my eyes, they don’t see Modi, but the reflection of the Indian populace, says Modi.
17:08: Why was there commotion over US President Barack Obama's visit? Had there been any shortcoming in Obama's visit, Opposition wouldn't have spared us. Today, the world is looking up to us, says Modi.
17:04: The country, that has a huge population of youth, can change the fate of the world. Today, eminent personalities from the world are keen on visiting India, says PM.
16:59: Yamuna can become pride of Delhi, but look at its condition. I've pledged to clean the river, says PM.
16:57: Within three months, subsidy amount has been deposited in the accounts of nine crore families, says PM.
16:55: By the time we celebrate the 75th year of independent India, we will ensure that all slums are replaced by cemented houses, says PM.
16:53: Delhi has suffered due to water crisis even when Congress had its government in both Delhi and Haryana. BJP has formed government in Haryana now and we are sure to form government in Delhi. Water woes will be handled in an effective manner, says PM.
16:52: Delhi needs people who have an experience of running government. Kiran Bedi knows Delhi like back of her hand. She is strong and determined, says Modi.
16:50: It is easy to fool people once, but no one can be successful by duping people over and again, says PM
16:44: Those who gave you hopes a year back, have back-stabbed you. You must check the track record of the big-talkers around you. They have a record of losing their security deposit, says Modi.
16:41: As I'm staying in Delhi, I've become its citizen. Had Delhi not given us seven MPs, I would not have been sitting here, says Modi.
16:38: This election is not limited to who'll become MLA and who'll become CM, but will represent Delhi worldwide, says Modi.
16:37: PM Modi addressing the gathering. This time Krishna Nagar will give a new chief minister to Delhi, says Modi.

S.B

Just Before the Weekly Bridge Game Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn't put his foot in his mouth.

One day, she was running late for the weekly bridge game with her friends she was hosting, and just before she got into the shower, she gave her husband strict instructions to just let the ladies in without talking to them 'too much...'

When she finished having her shower and was finally done, she came downstairs all dressed up for the little party, but no one was there except her husband.

Mr. Jones looked somewhat bewildered, and he began to explain immediately, "Mrs. Smith said she had been having trouble with mice in her house, and Mrs. Brown said that she just stuffed steel wool in their little holes, so I asked her who held their little legs apart."

S.B


Alcohol Therapy

Apni Sharaab Kee Lat se pareshaan Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

Santa: Doctor Sahab.... Meri Sharaab Chhudaao !

Doctor: Roz Kitni Peete Ho ?

Santa: 4 Peg !

Doctor: Aaj Se 1 Peg Kam Kar Do Aur 1 Hafte Ke Baad Mujhse Milo.

1 Hafte Baad....
Doctor: Abhi Kitni Pee Rahe Ho Roz ?

Santa: Jitni Aapne Bataayi Thee... Sirf 3 Peg !

Doctor: Aaj Se 1 Peg Aur Kam Kar Do Aur Agle Hafte Mujhe Phir Se Milo.

Phir 1 Hafte Ke Baad...
Doctor: Ab Kitne Peg Le Rahe Ho ?

Santa: 2 Peg Sir !

Doctor: Good ! Ab Aaj Se Daily Sirf 1 Peg Lena Hai, Theek Hai? Santa: Par Doctor Sahab... 1 Peg Mein Poori Bottle... Peg Kuchh Jyada Tight Nahi Ho Jayega ???

Santa Banta

I found myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in.

One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Punjabis think you're great drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no-one here can drink 3 bottles of Jack Daniels in 10 minutes."

The bar was silent, the American noticed Santa leaving, no-one took up the bet. 20 minutes later Santa who left returned and said, "Hey Yank, is your bet still on?"

"Sure," said the American, "3 JD in 10 minutes for a bet of $5,000."

"Great...," replied Santa, "so pour the whisky and start the clock."

It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.

"OK Yank, pay up." said Santa.

"I'm happy to pay, here's your money" said the American. "But tell me, when I first offered the wager I saw you leave. Where did you go?"

"Well sir," replied Santa, "$5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me, so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it !

Harshvardhan is taking his acting career seriously

Sonam Kapoor is proud that her brother Harshvardhan, who is working on his acting debut "Mirziya", is putting his heart and soul into his career.

"Harsh takes it to another level...he is crazy. I know he is very hardworking, and he does all his stunts himself. He has studied acting and he is actually taking his acting career very seriously," Sonam said here.
Harshvardhan is taking his acting career seriously



Harshvardhan's film is being directed by Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra.

Gautam Gulati takes home the 'Bigg Boss Trophy'!

As the countdown has started for Indian's biggest controversial reality show, Bigg Boss 8, Gautam Gulati has already been declared as the winner on social media.

The voting lines were shut down last night, and tonight the channel will announce the winner, but according to @BiggBossNews and @BiggBossLiveNews 'Diya and Bati' star, Gautam Gulati has won the show after receiving maximum number of vote.

Gautam Gulati all through has been walking on the edge of the rope. He is also one of the most popular contestant in the house. From lock up to lip-lockup Gauti has done it all. He has received a lot of love and supports by his fans on social media which would certainly make him feel like a winner anyway.



Karishma Tanna is said to be the runner up of the show. Karishma gave a good fight to the Rockstar of the Bigg Boss house. Her journey has also been full of drama and exaggerated series of events. From being the Vamp of the house to a love bird. Karishma gained popularity and turned out to be the second most loved constant.

Gautam and Karishma were the two most hottest and controversial contestants of the house, they had given all the spice, drama, fights, etc. to the show. Pritam, Ali and Dimpy stood on the third, fourth and fifth spot respectively. Well this is all on the social media rest the game can change any minute.

However, on today's Grand Finale Malaika Arora Khan and Sonakshi SInhawill enter the house for some 'Latkas and Jhatkas'. Also the Rohit Shetty, who would also be hosting 'Khatron Ke Khiladi - Darr Ka Blockbuster Returns' on colors would be present at the finale to grill the contestants for one last time!


And to end with, cheery on the cake, Salman Khan is likely to make an appearance on the Grand Finale, isn't that great! So watch the space for more updates!

'Baby' beats 'Dolly ki Doli' in box office race

Within three days of its release, Akshay Kumar-starrer 'Baby' has grossed over Rs 35 crore, a figure much ahead of the over-Rs 10 crore-mark that Sonam Kapoor-starrer 'Dolly ki Doli' has collected.

Directed by Neeraj Pandey, 'Baby' earned Rs 36.07 crore in just three days, read a statement. Also starring Anupam Kher, Rana Daggubati, Danny Denzongpa, Kay Kay Menon and Taapsee Pannu, the movie revolves around an undercover unit, formed to keep an eye on the movements of terrorist groups.



Arbaaz Khan Production's 'Dolly ki Doli', on the other hand, has garnered Rs 10.75 crore in three days. The Abhishek Dogra-directorial, which features Sonam Kapoor, Pulkit Samrat and Rajkummar Rao, revolves around a conwoman who robs her grooms on the wedding night and runs away.

Somebody is trying to sabotage Arjun and Ranbir's Roy

Just before the release of Arjun Rampal's upcoming blockbuster 'Roy', the media is abuzz with rumors that seem to have upset the actor. Arjun has denied the validity of all the rumors and has taken to social media to openly express his discontentment.

The actor openly tweets about the state of Journalism in our country today, about how they publish stories that have no truth in them. The actor seemed very disturbed by these constant rumors that have been trying to harm his personal relationships with his friends in the industry. He has faced several issues in the past due to baseless gossip like this and his dislike for the media has continued to grow with each incident.



The question of the hour is that could this be someone's attempt to ruin the success of his upcoming movie 'Roy'? We can clearly see that the actor feels betrayed by the fact that the media chooses to support all the rumors by publishing it without verifying their facts.

crashes before take off!- Movie Review: Hawaizaada -

Cast: Mithun Chakraborty, Ayushmann Khurrana, Pallavi Sharda, Naman Jain

Director: Vibhu Virender Puri;

Rating: 2*/*****

Unlike the other biopics like 'Bhag Milkha Bhag' or 'Mary Kom' Ayushmann Khurrana had denied 'Hawaizaada' being a biopic. He called it a film based on a true story and not a biopic. However, after watching 'Hawaizaada', one would definitely know the difference and appreciate the greatness of those biopics and the hollowness of Hawaizaada! The movie is no where even close to those great movies, in true sense it is disheartening and a lethargic movie.

The movie is based on an Indian Scientist, Shivkar Bapuji Talpade, who is said to be the first man to fly an airplane, 8 years before Wright Brothers. Wow! That sounds interesting, but wait the film starts with Shivkar Bapuji Talpade (Ayushmann Khurrana), the scientist, sitting in a classroom with a bunch of children. He is not good in studies, but he sure is witty, we assume.

Ayushmann has been his usual self in the movie, nothing out of the box in his acting other than that, his expressions might remind you of Charlie Chaplin time and again. He also resembles Ranbir from 'Barfi' when we look at his attire, Ayushmann supports curly hair and round 'owl like' glasses in the movie. The sets of the movie might evoke the memory of Sanjay Leela Bansali's 'Sawaariya' or 'Devdas' sets. Vibhu Puri seemed to have given way too importance to designing the sets, rather than concentrating on the screenplay and dialogues of the movie.

Khamoshiyan Movie Review

Cast: Gurmeet Choudhary, Sapna Pubbi, Ali Fazal                                             Director: Karan Darra

Rating: 3*/*****
Certainly every human surviving under this sky is a free soul, who is blessed with a right to do whatever his or her heart says. But this boon of almighty and even many of the states doesn't entitle anyone to inflict a torture on the other human. But I guess certain homo sapiens are immune to all such pro-social logic and always love to defy all such norms, in order to satiate their sadistic desires. And most unfortunate part pertaining to this axiom is that some of our Bollywoders love to adhere to this practice and inflict these ghastly acts on their fellow human.

Though the aforementioned avowal may look too plebeian and disturbing to many, but factually this is not something more tormenting than the latest cine creation of Vikram Bhatt i.e. "Khamoshiyan". Probably by now majority of us have realized that Vikram Bhatt fosters an endless fascination for horror and erotica, but don't know why despite being a witness to debacles like "Creature 3D", "Horror Story", the man is unable to come over his this obsession (read addiction).

May be because of some latent pipe dream pertaining to worst that could happen. But after seeing this recent creation of Vikram Bhatt don't know why we are feeling that Vikram needs to visit some secluded manor like the one which is there in "Khamoshiyan" and need to introspect about his continuing with his most adored cine genre.

Anyhow rest of the things afterwards, first of all let's apprise you about the premise of "Khamoshiyan". Primarily "Khamoshiyan" is the story of a "one novel wonder" kind of fiction writer, Kabir (Ali Fazal) who is struggling really hard to come up with his next creation because of bobbery and turmoil prevailing in his personal life.



After having an ephemeral confrontation of a sort with his dilemma, Kabir decides to give his life a fresh start and opts to settle down for a while in the lap of seclusion to find his next story.

Soon after leaving behind the pandemonium of his metropolis, Kabir reaches at a sequestered manor situated in the scenic milieu of Kashmir where he meets sizzling Meera (Sapna Pubbi) who is also the owner-cum-manager of a mansion turned guest house. As the premise strides ahead it apprises viewers about Meera's bedridden husband Jaydev (Gurmeet Chowdhry).

As the story keeps on rolling, Kabir starts feeling a craving for Meera. But her strange and suspicious behavior and some of the creepy things happening in the house start bothering the curiosity of Kabir who decides to unfurl the mystery of Meera and the eerie house.

So does Kabir succeeds in doing so, and what about Meera's bedridden husband. To know you have a choice to watch this conceptual creation of Vikram Bhatt.

Don't know whether it's only my sense-datum or many of you die hard admirers of Bollywood cine chronicles are also feeling the same. But I have an esthesis that these days our Bollywooders are going overboard with their fascination for horror. And worst part is that they are doing it so halfheartedly, that eventually there cine portrayals are ending up agonizing those watching them. And alas! Vikram is the man who is leading this herd of cine tormentor right from the front these days.


Soon after settling down in your seat and watching the initial part of Khamoshiyan's premise you start realizing that the movie is thoroughly different from many of its predecessors, who bothered you in the recent past. And believe me up till some extent it looks to be. As far as basic story idea lying underneath "Khamoshiyan" is concerned then though there prevails a mild amount of monotony in the first half, but in spite of that it keeps your attention devoted to the onscreen proceedings and somehow manages to make you overlook the minor flaws. In fact it won't be wrong to say that by the time loo break arrives the curiosity of viewers reaches till the brim.

But then the disaster happens, where the second half starts compelling you to reach out to your pocket in search of a pain killer. Unlike the first half second half turns out to be something so confused and jumbled that you within no time starts cursing the story writer for making you feel like a guinea pig captivated in the experiment chamber of a merciless experimenter.

Be it the engrossing potency of the content or the logical validity everything pertaining to the second half of "Khamoshiyan" is so sanity defying that the entire post interval run-time starts looking like a torturous and endless cine narration, compulsively crafted to make it reach beyond the 2 hours mark. So generous cipher for Vikram for unleashing his partially incubated creativity in story department.


As far as screenplay is concerned then it looks thoroughly inspired from a some Bhatt styled erotica, and the only addition lies in the depiction of fear factor. Where movie's director Karan Darra tries to induce some spooky coefficient with the help of some of the conventional cinematic props as old as the evolution of sea sponge or the jelly fish. And believe me these "Before Christ era" kind of cine antics of Karan where he makes books fly and "Aayega Aanewala" song play on an antique radio seldom succeed in sending across the chill down your spine. And rather all thises mocking antics look so sub-standard and outdated that you all of a sudden turn into an admirer of the kind of horror small screen horror series, Aahat use to offer.

If talk about erotica quotient then even that lacks the aesthetic value. Songs do nothing much except slowing the pace of the movie, dialogues are again logic defying and many a times compel you to bang your head on the wall. Background score of "Khamoshiyan" is no different and looks strictly OK.

Music of Ankit Tiwari is very much similar to any other Bhatt styled cine cantata, but lacks that feel which many of those chart topping aural carols belonging to Bhatt cine enterprises had.

After some of his previous cine stints Ali Fazal has phenomenally improved himself and unlike his previous cine outing "Bobby Jasoos" up till some extent manages to prove his abilities this time.

Sapna Pubbi as mysterious and prurient damsel looks impressive but still needs someone to bring best out of her. Gurmeet in a stipulated screen appearance is good enough, but just like Sapna needs an adroit potter to give his potential an impressive shape.

To sum up, although horror erotica is one such muse of our Bollywooders which often succeeds in alluring the viewers. But on the hind side there is another maxim which suggests that same fragrance doesn't look charming every-time. And unfortunately "Khamoshiyan" miserably fails in emancipating the desired results for the makers.


If we talk about the ability of Vikram Bhatt to deal with this one of the most sought after genre then we have often seen him enthralling the masses by his understanding and depiction of horror and eroticism, but this time he seems to be struggling to weave the magic which he created with his previous cine enterprises belonging to the ilk.

So after dishing out another partially incubated cine debacle in the form of "Khamoshiyan" we guess Vikram needs to understand that even those visiting the cineplexes to watch his movies are human beings, and inflicting such atrocities upon them in the shape of confused cine jumbles like Khamoshiyan is no less than an unpardonable sin.

Therefore keeping in view the overall execution of the movie, its entertaining potency and logical validity (from cinematic perspective) I am going ahead with generous one and half out of five stars for "Khamoshiyan" which is even more tormenting than ISIS brutalities.

Jan 20, 2015

SANTA BANTATA

Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.

"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.

"Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee'."

"OK," the doctor said. "Next time you see the demon, say, No, we've already peed."

Next time Banta came to the doctor, the latter asked, "So, did you do as I said?"

"Yes, I did."

"Did it help?"

"No, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse."

"How?"

"As I said 'We've already peed,' the demon nodded and said, 'Then, let's shit a little.'"

Neha sharma


Pappu

Pappu: I'm through with that girl.
Bunty: Oh, why?
Pappu: She asked me if I danced.
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.

Arvind Kejriwal Challenges Kiran Bedi to Public Debate, She 'Accepts'

Aam Aadmi Party chief Arvind Kejriwal has challenged the BJP's Kiran Bedi to a public debate. Ms Bedi has accepted the challenge, but says she will debate him "on the floor of the assembly." 
Ajay Maken, who is leading the Congress' charge in Delhi, has said he is ready to debate them both, but neither Mr Kejriwal nor Ms Bedi has responded to his offer yet.  
Last night, the BJP acknowledged Arvind Kejriwal as the man to beat in Delhi, when it picked as its chief ministerial candidate not a seasoned party veteran but former top cop turned activist Kiran Bedi, who joined the party and also politics only four days ago. 
"Congrats 4 being nominated as BJP's CM candidate. I invite u 4 a public debate moderated by neutral person n telecast by all," Mr Kejriwal tweeted this morning. He later said that a two-hour long debate should be held before the elections at a location of Ms Bedi's choice. 
"Arvind only believes in debate, I believe in delivering. Debates will happen on floor of the Assembly," Ms Bedi shot back, saying she was accepting the challenge.
Later, Ajay Maken pitched in, saying, "Nothing like a debate among all three. We should have more than one debate. Let there be a debate, let people decide."
Ms Bedi and Mr Kejriwal are both officers who became activists and have joined politics pledging to clean the system. They were the closest advisers to Gandhian activist Anna Hazare during his campaign for more accountability and transparency through new anti-graft laws. They fell out over Mr Kejriwal's decision to launch a political party. 
Mr Kejriwal is holding a roadshow today at the end of which he will file his nomination papers from the New Delhi constituency that he wrested in the last elections from the Congress' Sheila Dikshit.
The BJP is fielding Nupur Sharma, a young lawyer and graduate from the London School of Economics against the AAP chief.  

Ms Bedi will contest from Krishnanagar, seen as a BJP safe seat. 

England win

Brisbane, Jan 20 - Pacers James Anderson and Steven Finn played a starring role as England bowled India out for a paltry 153 in 39.3 overs in the third match of the One-Day International (ODI) tri-series at the Gabba here on Tuesday.
Finn ran through the Indian top-order, ending up with figures of five for 33 from his eight overs.
Anderson, who is coming back from an injury lay-off, started India's fall by taking Shikhar Dhawan's (1) wicket in the third over and then came back to finish off the tail, taking four wickets giving away just 18 runs from his 8.3 overs.
A 56-run partnership between Ajinkya Rahane (33) and Ambati Rayudu (23) for the second wicket, and a 70-run stand between Stuart Binny (44) and captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni (34) were the only talking points in a dismal batting performance by the Indians.
Earlier, Dhoni made the brave decision to bat after winning the toss on a quick and bouncy Gabba wicket.
The decision backfired almost immediately. Dhawan's woes Down Under continued with the left-hander edging an Anderson delivery with the score on one.
Rahane and Rayudu did the hard bit of negating the new ball and just when it looked they were starting to look comfortable, Rahane stepped out of the crease to hoick Finn, only managing to sky a catch to mid-on.
Rahane's wicket led to a domino effect as India lost Virat Kohli (1), Suresh Raina (1) and Rayudu in the space of three runs to slump to 67 for five in 18.6 overs.
Dhoni and Binny came together to provide some much-needed rearguard action for India.
But again the Indian duo couldn't kick on after making a solid start and once Dhoni fell, another string of wickets followed him.
Binny fell thanks to a brilliant catch by English captain Eoin Morgan and to sum up India's innings, Mohammed Shami fell the ball after to bring an end to the innings.
Brief Scores: India 153 all out in 39.3 overs (Stuart Binny 44, Mahendra Singh Dhoni 34; Steven Finn 5/33, James Anderson 4/18)
England  156/1 in27.3 overs ( I Bell 88,J Taylor 56, S Binny 1/34)

Kareena Kapoor as the leading in Akshay-Emraan’s next ‘Gutka’

Akshay Kumar’s first film with Karan Johar has been titled as Gutka. It has been confiemd that Kareen Kapoor will be working as the leading lady in this film. The film also star Emraan Hashmi together with Akshay Kumar as a leading actor.

Akshay-Kareena have done many films together. Their last movie was Kambakth Ishq which was an average film.
But it will be the first time when the serial kisser of bollywood Emraan Hashmi & Kareena Kapoor will be working in the same movie.
The film will go on the floors by the end of this year or in early 2014.
Previously Karan Johar faced some issues at the time of approving the name of the film as Gutka is the synonym of Chewable Tobacco product but later the name passed & the film has been titled as Gutka. - See